1) How did Broel become such a small man?
A: Because of his inherent love for all things weak and insignificant.
2) Why does macacaBRO have flimsy and unsubstantial shoulder hairs?
A: Because he respects Broel.
3) Who is crappy, dumb, and everybody loves to hate??
4) Who is large, exceptionally muscled, and loves being held?
5) What is a pyramid scheme?